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  • 2 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.
  • 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.
  • A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
  • According to my calculations the problem doesn't exist.
  • All generalizations are false.
  • All men are Idiots, and I married their King!
  • Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
  • As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools
  • Ashes to ashes..dust to dust..get off my ass you crazy nut!
  • Assassins do it from behind!
  • Auntie Em: Hate you, Hate Kansas, Taking the dog. -Dorothy.
  • Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
  • Beautify Texas. Put a Yankee on a bus.
  • Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder...
  • Beer isn't just for breakfast any more.
  • Born Free. . . . .Taxed to Death
  • Carlsbad Caverns: 22% more cavities.
  • CAUTION: This vehicle may wreck or explode for no apparent reason.
  • Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
  • Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
  • Conserve toilet paper, use both sides.
  • Cover me. I'm changing lanes.
  • Crime wouldn't pay if the government ran it.
  • Cynics are people who know the price of everything and the value of nothing.
  • Die Yuppie Scum.
  • Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'.. till you can find a rock.
  • Don't blame me, I'm from Uranus.
  • Don't come knocking if the car is rocking
  • Don't laugh. Your daughter could be in this vehicle.
  • Don't steal. The government hates competition.
  • E. coli Happens
  • Eschew obfuscation.
  • Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
  • Festudlejning: Alting til festen, undtagen gæsten.
  • Few women admit their age, Few men act it!
  • First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering
  • Flying saucers are real, the Air Force doesn't exist.
  • Forget about World Peace....Visualize Using Your Turn Signal!
  • Forget the Joneses, I keep up with the Simpsons.
  • Friends don't let friends drive naked.
  • Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
  • Geez if you belive in honkus.
  • Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
  • God Is Coming, And She Is Pissed!
  • Happiness is a belt-fed weapon
  • Happiness is seeing your mother-in-law's face on the back of a milk carton.
  • Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!
  • He who laughs last thinks slowest
  • Honk if you love cheeses.
  • How Can I Miss You if You Won't Go Away?
  • I Brake For No Apparent Reason.
  • I came, I saw, I did a little shopping.
  • I Cayman went.
  • I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
  • I don't care who you are, what you are driving, or where you would rather be.
  • I don't lie, cheat or steal unnecessarily.
  • I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!
  • I get enough exercise just pushing my luck!
  • I is a college student.
  • I killed a 6-pack just to watch it die.
  • I KNOW JACK SHIT!
  • I like you, but I wouldn't want to see you working with sub-atomic particles.
  • I love cats...they taste just like chicken
  • I may be fat, but you're ugly - I can lose weight!
  • I need someone really bad. Are you really bad?
  • I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
  • I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather...not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car..
  • If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport.
  • If it's too loud, you're too old.
  • If money could talk, it would say goodbye.
  • If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
  • If you don't like the news, go out and make some.
  • I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar!
  • I'm not as think as you drunk I am
  • I'm out of bed and dressed, What more do you want?
  • IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you have got.
  • Is there life before coffee?
  • It's as bad as you think and they are out to get you.
  • It's as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
  • It's been lovely, but I have to scream now.
  • It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
  • Jack Kevorkian for White House Physician
  • Just when you think you've won the rat race along come faster rats.
  • Kloakrensning bil: Du prutter vi sutter.
  • Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.
  • LAWYER: A cat settles a dispute between 2 mice.
  • Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.
  • Learn from your parents mistakes - use birth control!
  • Life's too short to dance with ugly men.
  • Life's too short to dance with ugly women.
  • Lift-firma: For fuld rejsning.
  • Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
  • LOVE: two vowels, two consonants, two fools.
  • Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
  • Montana --- At least our cows are sane!
  • My karma ran over your dogma.
  • My other wife is beautiful.
  • My wife says if I go fishing one more time, she's going to leave me.Gosh, I'm going to miss her.
  • Never play leap frog with a unicorn.
  • No Radio - Already Stolen
  • Nobody's ugly after 2 a.m.!
  • Nuke the unborn baby whales.
  • Okay, who stopped the payment on my reality check?
  • Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
  • Pride is what we have. Vanity is what others have.
  • Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.
  • Real women don't have hot flashes, they have power surges.
  • Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
  • Reality? That's where the pizza delivery guy comes from!
  • REHAB is for quitters
  • Rengøringsfirma: Vi laver ikke spor - vi fjerner dem.
  • SAVE A TREE: Eat a beaver
  • Save California; when you leave take someone with you.
  • Save Water - Take a bath with your neighbor's daughter
  • Seen on a woman's car: Men call us birds, we pick up worms
  • Seen on an old, beat-up car: This is not an abandoned vehicle.
  • Sex is a misdemeanor. . .the more I miss it, the meaner I get!!
  • Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off.
  • Skilt på ligvogn: Overhal bare, vi henter dig senere.
  • Smile. It's the second best thing you can do with your lips.
  • So many pedestrians, so little time.
  • Some people are only alive because it is illegal to kill them.
  • Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let her sleep
  • Sorry, I don't date outside my species.
  • Tell me to 'Stuff It' - I'm a taxidermist.
  • The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
  • The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
  • The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.
  • The weather is here. Wish you were beautiful.
  • The worst day fishing is better than the best day working.
  • There's one in every crowd and they always find me.
  • Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all it's students!
  • Time is what keeps everything from happening at once.
  • Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.
  • Want a taste of religion? Bite a minister.
  • Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.
  • We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
  • We are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile. You Will Be Assimulated.
  • We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART?
  • Welcome to Texas, now go home.
  • We're staying together for the sake of the cats.
  • When there's a will, I want to be in it!
  • When you do a good deed get a receipt (in case heaven is like the IRS).
  • When you're in love, you're at the mercy of a stranger.
  • Which came first? The woman or the department store?
  • Who cares who's on board?
  • Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?
  • Will Rogers never met a lawyer.
  • Wink, I'll do the rest!
  • Women make great leaders. You're following one now.
  • Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.
  • Work is for people who don't know how to fish
  • Your kid may be an honor student but you're still an IDIOT!
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