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- 2 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.
- 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.
- A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
- According to my calculations the problem doesn't exist.
- All generalizations are false.
- All men are Idiots, and I married their King!
- Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
- As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools
- Ashes to ashes..dust to dust..get off my ass you crazy nut!
- Assassins do it from behind!
- Auntie Em: Hate you, Hate Kansas, Taking the dog. -Dorothy.
- Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
- Beautify Texas. Put a Yankee on a bus.
- Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder...
- Beer isn't just for breakfast any more.
- Born Free. . . . .Taxed to Death
- Carlsbad Caverns: 22% more cavities.
- CAUTION: This vehicle may wreck or explode for no apparent reason.
- Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
- Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
- Conserve toilet paper, use both sides.
- Cover me. I'm changing lanes.
- Crime wouldn't pay if the government ran it.
- Cynics are people who know the price of everything and the value of nothing.
- Die Yuppie Scum.
- Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'.. till you can find a rock.
- Don't blame me, I'm from Uranus.
- Don't come knocking if the car is rocking
- Don't laugh. Your daughter could be in this vehicle.
- Don't steal. The government hates competition.
- E. coli Happens
- Eschew obfuscation.
- Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
- Festudlejning: Alting til festen, undtagen gæsten.
- Few women admit their age, Few men act it!
- First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering
- Flying saucers are real, the Air Force doesn't exist.
- Forget about World Peace....Visualize Using Your Turn Signal!
- Forget the Joneses, I keep up with the Simpsons.
- Friends don't let friends drive naked.
- Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
- Geez if you belive in honkus.
- Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
- God Is Coming, And She Is Pissed!
- Happiness is a belt-fed weapon
- Happiness is seeing your mother-in-law's face on the back of a milk carton.
- Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!
- He who laughs last thinks slowest
- Honk if you love cheeses.
- How Can I Miss You if You Won't Go Away?
- I Brake For No Apparent Reason.
- I came, I saw, I did a little shopping.
- I Cayman went.
- I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
- I don't care who you are, what you are driving, or where you would rather be.
- I don't lie, cheat or steal unnecessarily.
- I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!
- I get enough exercise just pushing my luck!
- I is a college student.
- I killed a 6-pack just to watch it die.
- I KNOW JACK SHIT!
- I like you, but I wouldn't want to see you working with sub-atomic particles.
- I love cats...they taste just like chicken
- I may be fat, but you're ugly - I can lose weight!
- I need someone really bad. Are you really bad?
- I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
- I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather...not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car..
- If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport.
- If it's too loud, you're too old.
- If money could talk, it would say goodbye.
- If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
- If you don't like the news, go out and make some.
- I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar!
- I'm not as think as you drunk I am
- I'm out of bed and dressed, What more do you want?
- IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you have got.
- Is there life before coffee?
- It's as bad as you think and they are out to get you.
- It's as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
- It's been lovely, but I have to scream now.
- It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
- Jack Kevorkian for White House Physician
- Just when you think you've won the rat race along come faster rats.
- Kloakrensning bil: Du prutter vi sutter.
- Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.
- LAWYER: A cat settles a dispute between 2 mice.
- Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.
- Learn from your parents mistakes - use birth control!
- Life's too short to dance with ugly men.
- Life's too short to dance with ugly women.
- Lift-firma: For fuld rejsning.
- Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
- LOVE: two vowels, two consonants, two fools.
- Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
- Montana --- At least our cows are sane!
- My karma ran over your dogma.
- My other wife is beautiful.
- My wife says if I go fishing one more time, she's going to leave me.Gosh, I'm going to miss her.
- Never play leap frog with a unicorn.
- No Radio - Already Stolen
- Nobody's ugly after 2 a.m.!
- Nuke the unborn baby whales.
- Okay, who stopped the payment on my reality check?
- Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
- Pride is what we have. Vanity is what others have.
- Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.
- Real women don't have hot flashes, they have power surges.
- Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
- Reality? That's where the pizza delivery guy comes from!
- REHAB is for quitters
- Rengøringsfirma: Vi laver ikke spor - vi fjerner dem.
- SAVE A TREE: Eat a beaver
- Save California; when you leave take someone with you.
- Save Water - Take a bath with your neighbor's daughter
- Seen on a woman's car: Men call us birds, we pick up worms
- Seen on an old, beat-up car: This is not an abandoned vehicle.
- Sex is a misdemeanor. . .the more I miss it, the meaner I get!!
- Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off.
- Skilt på ligvogn: Overhal bare, vi henter dig senere.
- Smile. It's the second best thing you can do with your lips.
- So many pedestrians, so little time.
- Some people are only alive because it is illegal to kill them.
- Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let her sleep
- Sorry, I don't date outside my species.
- Tell me to 'Stuff It' - I'm a taxidermist.
- The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
- The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
- The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.
- The weather is here. Wish you were beautiful.
- The worst day fishing is better than the best day working.
- There's one in every crowd and they always find me.
- Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all it's students!
- Time is what keeps everything from happening at once.
- Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.
- Want a taste of religion? Bite a minister.
- Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.
- We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
- We are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile. You Will Be Assimulated.
- We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART?
- Welcome to Texas, now go home.
- We're staying together for the sake of the cats.
- When there's a will, I want to be in it!
- When you do a good deed get a receipt (in case heaven is like the IRS).
- When you're in love, you're at the mercy of a stranger.
- Which came first? The woman or the department store?
- Who cares who's on board?
- Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?
- Will Rogers never met a lawyer.
- Wink, I'll do the rest!
- Women make great leaders. You're following one now.
- Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.
- Work is for people who don't know how to fish
- Your kid may be an honor student but you're still an IDIOT!
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